APH - How to wake people up

Only professionals are allowed, amateurs please do not attempt doing the same to people please.

Just something to distract myself from stomach cramp pains sobs i'll go back to being dead on the bed now.

PS. Guys don't go and actually do this lol i won't be held responsible if anything happens. Unless it's a harmless firecracker or something that makes a lot of noise then that's okay.

But really, don't. Alright? HK is a...special case.